Man Karate Kicks Police Horse
A deranged horse-hating Oregon man karate-kicked a police horse in the thigh.
Olin the horse and a few other mounted officers were talking to a group of people by a Greyhound bus station when the senseless horse-ault occurred.
Joseph Cruz, 29, apparently ran towards Olin while screaming a "karate-like battle cry" before unleashing his tiny foot in "a jumping, double kick" upon the animal's massive right thigh, officers told the Associated Press.
Olin, unfortunately, did not kick him back. He likely considered it, however.
Cruz, who already had an arrest warrant for a separate incident, was taken to the pen.