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President Obama Is Face Of Pakistan Viagra [PHOTO]: Barack The Unwitting US Spokesman For Middle Eastern Erection Meds

  • Peter Black , Design & Trend Staff Writer
  • Feb, 19, 2014, 12:34 PM
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(Photo : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjYmLnQi6I - AFP) President Barack Obama is the face of illegal Pakistani Viagra.

President Obama is having a "hard time" in Pakistan's black market.

For some strange reason, Obama is now the unofficial spokesman of illegal Pakistani Viagra. The President's face is stamped across boxes of the blue pill, a drug that is technically outlawed across the country.

Desperate men are willing to break the law to improve their sexual prowess, however. Sales of "Aobama" are apparently exploding in Pakistan, especially in Peshawar, "the notoriously hardline capital of Pakistan's Pashtun region," the Daily Mail reported.

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The boxes feature pictures of Obama in a variety of erection inducing poses. On one, he wears a tuxedo and holds a silencer in an ode to James Bond. On another, he reassures customers with a smile and a thumbs up.

Obviously, Pakistani authorities hate the pills, as they encourage sex and simultaneously suggest that Obama is the savior of Middle Eastern manhood.

According to the Daily Mail, the Viagra is thus "smuggled in through Afghanistan and some are pharmaceutical copies - while others are made of completely unknown chemical (sic)."

Unfortunately, this "unknown chemical" doesn't provide a stimulating effect. In fact, it does quite the opposite--it paralyzes the penis.

"It's very bad that shopkeepers are selling Viagra, its wrong and the government should ban it," said a local shopkeeper. "They have paralyzed men's sexual organs."

The primary users of the $1 Viagra tablets in Pakistan are old men "who have ruined their youth through masturbation" and young men who are growing increasingly disconcerted that their friends keep getting blown up.

"Young people are taking Viagra because of terrorism and unemployment," said Dr. Samiullah Khan. "Bomb attacks are making them so depressed."

Perhaps President Obama has an answer to Pakistan's Viagra problem, although their government may still be upset that he took out Osama Bin Laden on their turf.

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